Listen, Yellow!

A man who never looked at the sun suddenly realized what a hoax it was. There is no sun! he told his friend. All these years of staying indoors for what? The sun is a fiction. What do you know? his friend replied. You’ve gone blind from staring at the sun. The man grew upset. Take it back, he yelled, putting his friend’s head in a headlock. Never mind that it was the toilet, and you can discount the apology he eventually squeezed out too.